The Great Melon Caper

James Walden Lawton lived in Wisconsin in the 1890s, having been born there in 1860.  Prior to that he had married Sarah Saubert in 1883, and a son, Alvia Ray Lawton, was born unto them in 1884.  Alvia was always known as Ray, and during the 1960s he wrote a short history of the Lawton family as he knew it.

Ray was a genial sort of a fellow and loved to tell sort of humorous tales of the family.  One of them went like this:

It was during the Spanish-American War placing the event about 1898.  The Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railroad was drilling a tunnel through a small mountain near the Lawton home.  A representative of the railroad asked the Lawtons to house a work crew for the length of time required for the project.  The horse barn loft was converted into a bunkhouse of sorts for about twenty men, while the Superintendent named Smith, his time keeper a Swede named Lundgren, the foreman, and the powder monkey (dynamite man) slept in the Lawton home.

It seems that Smith, as well as James Lawton, were always up for a good practical joke.  One night Smith said, “Lawton, I think we ought to go out and hook a melon, if you know where there are any.”  James said, “Sure, my cousin has a dandy patch down the road about a mile.”  After the evening chores were done, James, Smith, the hired man, and Ray struck out for Jim Paul’s melon patch.  It was dark when they began thumping melons in the patch immediately outside Jim’s back door.  All of them knew how to thump a melon with the middle finger to determine their ripeness.  Right in the middle of their search for a nice ripe melon the house back door opened and Jim Paul and another man named Jim Deaver, one of the biggest, most powerful men in the entire valley came out.  Someone hissed “down” and all of the intruders flattened into the vines and weeds.  That’s one time that weeds were welcome in a melon patch.  The two Jims went around thumping melons in a search for a ripe one for their own use.  They found one that was suitable, went back in and closed the door.

The others continued on until they found a ripe one and then beat a hasty retreat.  After they had returned to the Lawton home and were eating the results of their night’s foray, Smith swore that Deaver had thumped his bald head and said, “It’s queer what an odd sound that green one’s got.”

Limited Life Of An Old Country Bumpkin

Wednesday, April 27^th was the warmest day of the year in this area.  This may have been instrumental in bird activity.  Our feeders were kept busy with take-out calls.  First there was a Black-Capped Chickadee sampling the mixture of stuff in the old silverware tray.  He seemed to like it well enough to sit there while I snapped a couple of photos.

Next I glanced down at the ground behind where I was sitting on the porch to spy a Dark-Eyed Junco gleaning the spillage from the tray feeder.

Only a minute or two later a small Chipping Sparrow flew in to check what the daily offering might be.  Like the Junco he preferred to search the ground.

Later in the day I roamed back to the Beaver Pond.  I noted the water level is slowly rising.  The green line has gone underwater at the outer end now, maybe an inch higher than I previously noted.

I then found a Raccoon but he was not having any part of sitting still for a photo op.  I snapped three photos of it running, but none are any good.  I continued on my way and next spotted a Porcupine in a small tree.  Darkness was approaching so a silhouette was the best I could do.  It was in the background tree, with its back to the camera, not on the dead limb.

Thursday, the 28^th, dawned as a really windy day.  We have had gusts up to 65 or 70 MPH throughout the day.  I don’t know if that aided or hindered the male Rose-Breasted Grosbeak traveling to our area, but at any rate it is the first we’ve seen this year.

This evening my son-in-law reported a tree was on the roof of a small home a mile or so from here.  I have a nostalgic feeling for that modest home as it was the one-room-school that I entered in 1942, and last attended in 1948, at the completion of my sixth grade.

Usage was ceased for it in the mid 1950s, and it was sold to an individual while I was in the U. S. Navy.  The remaining two photos show that no great harm has come to this former center of Readin’, Ritin’, and ‘Rithmatic.

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It was a little after 6 pm, warm enough at about 60, but with a slight rain.  I made my usual observatory trip through wood and meadow to see what I could see.  While sitting quietly at the pond I noted a muskrat slowly swimming toward me.  Apparently not noting my presence, it left the water and climbed the bank to the roadway where upon seeing me it paused to decide what to do.  I got a quick photo for those who may never have seen one rather close up.  They resemble an ordinary barn rat rather closely.

I next observed that there was a cedar bough in the water right outside where I know the bank den entrance to be.  It may be food, or den building material, or both for all I know, but I’m reasonably sure it will go into the den soon.  Notice those sprinkles in the water.  I even get wet to take these photos.

After leaving the pond I took a bit of a circuitous route back toward home.  On my way I wandered into a pair of deer.  The one on the right was some larger, and I assume the mother of the yearling fawn on the left.

This is the fawn calmly eating some tender young morsels possibly a hundred feet away from me.

Later it got nervous and headed in the direction the larger one had gone in previously.

Five minutes later, back on my own property I spied the after Easter Bunny.  He waited and watched for a few minutes until he thought I got too close, and then he darted away into the underbrush.

Next I noted that the tamarack tree that I photographed earlier in the year was beginning to show its spring finery.  You can note the little green leaves beginning to pop from their buds among the tiny seed cones.

A little further along the way I stopped at a willow bush where the tiny catkins are turning to green which eventually will be leaves.  I’m sure this is the beginning of a new year, not January 1, as we are led to believe.

Today

Let’s see how well you can follow this?  My wife’s sister, Karen, married Ronnie.  Ronnie and Karen’s son, Noel, married Mindy, my brother’s granddaughter.  Noel and Mindy have a daughter Emma.  Through Mindy, Emma is my great grandniece.  I’ve no idea what relation she is to me through Karen.  No matter, Ronnie and Karen took Emma fishing and these two specimens are the result.  The two fish are perch.  The two specimens are Ronnie and Emma.  That’s the end to that story.

About the same time the fishing trip was taking place I learned where a wild turkey was nesting.  My brother, Lawrence, trimmed a tree on his lawn.  He then carried the limbs to a woody/swampy area on his property.  Just as he tossed the limbs on a brush pile a turkey erupted from same.  It like to scared him half to death.  At any rate he immediately told me so I could photograph it at will.  I decided to wait a day or two before venturing near it again so I don’t spook the poor hen turkey too badly.  More later.

Later this evening Alex and I wandered back to the Beaver Pond as we do nearly daily.  Our friend, Bucky, was having an evening swim, and decided to show off for us.  First he did a wonderful counterclockwise spin for us.

Showing us that this beautiful arcing turn was not a fluke, he followed it up with another.

Just to prove he was not a one-trick beaver he continued on with a clockwise maneuver which he was just as adept at as the other direction.

At the end he swam a bit closer as he awaited his due applause.

Advertising Gimmick

It was during the early winter in late 1957.  I was stationed aboard the U. S. Naval Air Station at Quonset Point, Rhode Island.  One Friday afternoon I decided to visit my parents in northern New York for the weekend.  I started my 1949 Studebaker Land Cruiser and headed west and north.  At Sturbridge, Massachusetts I entered the under-construction Massachusetts Turnpike.  Heading westward I moved steadily along until I came to Stockbridge, Massachusetts, near the New York border.  That was the end of the Turnpike at that time.  The next forty miles of mostly dirt road was under consruction to the point where it attached to the recently completed New York Thruway.

Once I had entered the Thruway it was smooth sailing all the way to Utica, but a snow storm had been getting increasingly more substantial as I continued westward.  By the time I got to the New York Route 12 exit at Utica where I had intended to head north toward Watertown, it was snowing and blowing pretty good.  I, knowing there was an area between Utica and Watertown that collects more snow than most anywhere else in the state, opted to go on to Syracuse instead of northward.  Instead of going home I decided to visit my brother Bob, in Syracuse, for the weekend.  An hour or so later I was drinking coffee at his home.

Bob lived in Syracuse where he worked at the Seven-Up soft-drink bottling plant.  As the head mechanic for the plant, a part of Bob’s work consisted of greasing and oiling all of the machinery in the plant on Saturdays while the plant was shut down.  For lack of anything better to do, I went in to the plant with him that Saturday morning.  While there a salesman gave me a small present, a pair of dice with the Seven-Up logo painted on them.  They were green, but clear enough to see through, like a Seven-Up bottle.

Sunday was a bright and beautiful day, and during the afternoon I once more headed my car out onto the Thruway, but this time headed eastward.  A few hours later I was back in my quarters in Rhode Island.

That evening while in a recreation room with a few other guys I pulled the dice from my pocket and tossed them on a table where they came up seven.  Several more times I tossed the dice, each time coming up seven.  At some point one of the guys picked them up to study them to see if he could see why they always seemed to come up seven.  Although he could see right through them, they appeared completely normal so he gave up.  A few more of the guys also picked them up and looked them all over, but none could discover why they always came up seven.  All knew that somehow they were loaded, but no one could tell how it was done.

I kept those dice for quite some time before I lost them one night, and never did anyone discover that one die had nothing but fives on it, while the other was nothing but twos.  It was only possible for them to come up seven, a very nice advertisement for SEVEN-UP soft drink.

Common Redpoll

Saturday, April 16^th, a small bird joined the goldfinches squabbling over first rights of eating the delectable thistle seeds from the mesh sock hanging on our porch rail.  The littler bird seemed at a disadvantage in some manner, but I had to watch a while to understand the situation.  This is the little guy taken today.

It seemed it sort of never stopped flying.  It would cling to the sock, but at the same time would continue to flutter its wings rather than merely perch and eat.  After watching it for a while it could be noted that one leg wasn’t functioning properly.  The littlest bird on the feeder clung to the sock with but one tiny foot, and had to continuously flutter the opposite wing to maintain balance in order to eat.  In the meantime the larger goldfinches harassed it in an attempt to drive it away.  In this second view you can see that only one little foot is in sight.

Yet the small bird valiantly held on for dear life as he wrestled the tiny seeds from their repository.  I continued to watch fascinated at its tenacity, but I mused that if I were hungry enough I too might learn to be tenacious.  As I studied its actions I caught glimpses of its non-functioning leg.  It was hanging rearward with the toes all curled up, and apparently totally useless for its normal purposes.  Yet the tiny bird clung to the sock in spite of attacks by the goldfinches, eating the small seeds until it could take no more, and flew to the safety of a nearby tree.  Again only one foot, but you can see the red head presumably giving it its name.

Today, Sunday, it returned, still hungry, still feisty enough to obtain some nourishment before being driven away by the larger goldfinches.  Finally tiring, it perched for a rest on a porch rail where I was able to snap some photos of it.  With the photos in hand, I was able to search through some bird identification books, but I had some difficulty determining what it was.  I checked for various kinds of sparrows and finches, which I thought it to be one or the other, with no success.  Finally, in the third book, I located a photo of a Common Redpoll that appeared to be a close facsimile of the brave little cripple.  Onward to Google, the great-know-it-all, to find any number of images that proved it to be a female Common Redpoll.  One more view of the little gal.  Did you note the milk station can in the background?

Never before, to the best of my recollection, have I spotted one of this species, but I have now, and maybe the bravest one in the county, if not the state.

Squirrelly Times

Look at that, there’s a thingy full of food, but how do I get into it.  There doesn’t seem to be any sort of doorway.

Maybe this hangy-downy thingy here is easier to collect some goodies from.  It looks like one of them humans dirty socks, but it smells better.

Getting anything worth eating from that wasn’t all that great of an idea either.  All that was in it was some thistle seeds, and they’re so small it’d take thousands of them to get a mouthful.  I’m going back the way I came from.  It can’t be much worse than trying to get stuff from a wet sock.  I hope I don’t fall off of this thing.  It’s sort of slippery when wet like this.

I’ve made it back to point A okay.  I’m going to try to go to a lower level and see what’s down that way that might be edible.

Okay, now I’ve found something I can wrap my mouth around.  This is more like it.  An entire open container of corn and sunflower seeds mixed with other stuff.  I think I’ll stuff my cheeks with this stuff and take it back home.  Maybe later today I’ll chow down on it while I sit in my home and watch out the entrance hole as the world passes by.  I may make another trip tomorrow.